How to make love...

So here's the thing I got in the mail...I thought it quite funny, and since we havent finished setting up and there's nothing here, I thought I'd share, so you guys enjoy ^-^

How to make love

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.


-more to come later,
G2

How it all happened....

This virtual version of the gossip girls – stuffed to the brim and overloaded with pure information, things that don’t make sense, notes with faded handwriting from anonymous people – originally started to keep a person completely up to date and in the loop. Not being the most in, and this in depth and detailed column seemed to be a suitable alternative.

Needless to say, it spiraled outward from there because our brain is too full of useless information thus stories will become more detail and hopefully our writing skills will improve tremendously.

Oh and this version of gossip girls – blah blah blah, etc, etc, etc idea have been adapted from the real sitcom gossip girls.