Happy Valentines Day!

So here I am writing again, after awhile of being gone? Actually I've forgotten about it until G1 reminded me and guess what today is! It's single's awareness day!!! lol but really people make a big deal just cos its v-day. I mean why can't guys just give us flowers and/or chocolates when they feel like it, but they're obligated to on V-day isnt it. Oh well, just some food for thought since my friend and I were discussing it and he said that girls supposedly expect it coming or some reason like that. He could never win anyway since I brought up the real meaning of Valentines Day, tho he try to make up a story haha. I'm sure he would've agreed with G1 if I mentioned to him that girls are supposed to give guys something but like I'd let him win!

Moving on, I've prepared this cookie recipe for V-day so you guys can read it and maybe try it out, your own risk of course, don't blame me if it doesn't turn out good.

I'm guessing someone needs to make these for Thursday's party! I wanted to share this with you guys because you know how important it is to make these at occasions

Jose Cuervo Valentines Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

VAPPY HALENTINES!

-yours truly,
G2